From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
There is no excuse for you...
What happened to the other thirteen points? (and other questions that don't have answers)
You can't have your cake and eat it too
Why do you do these weird things?
How (not) to produce movies
Of Salinger and strip clubs
Utopia (The underdog, part one)
Two mini hacks if you ever move into the Quality Inn in downtown Des Moines
Respect, empower, include (The underdog, part two)
I applied for my White House job online
A letter to a thirty-one-year-old me
How to do business with gangstaz
